Repost from oh_andrea 's LJ.  All you have to do is click the link, scroll to the bottom, and clicky the thumbs up and I will mail you a small piece of my left kidney as a souvenir.


The short version of the post below is please click this link: www.aeroforceone.com/index.cfm/pk/view/cd/NAA/cdid/1185593/pid/1175574 and go to the bottom and hit the thumbs up. Jenn's SIL is in the lead to meet Aerosmith. Please help? Voting ends at 5pm EST today. Thank you for your support!

From [info]ever_abstract:

My sister-in-law Vicky is on the cusp of winning a contest which is extremely important to her. She has been a long-time Aerosmith fan, and even went so far as to have their band logo tattooed on her by a close friend of hers. The agreement that she had between herself and her tattoo artist friend was that when she finally got to meet her heroes, he would ink their autographs on her body. Unfortunately, he was killed in a car accident a few years ago.

Since 1997, Vicky has dreamed of meeting Steven Tyler and Joe Perry. Her drive to do so has increased greatly since the death of her friend. The Aerosmith fan club is currently holding a contest where one lucky fan from each city they're playing in can win, election style, a meeting with the band. Words simply cannot express how much this would mean to Vicky, and I can't even begin to explain how truly worthy she is of the honor.

Currently, Vicky is in first place for the Long Island segment of this contest. However, she is only winning by an extremely narrow margin. Her competitor? A fourteen year old girl who, according to her own submission in the contest, has only been listening to the band for one year. Where Vicky is passionately enthralled with Aerosmith, this girl's interest ends at the four t-shirts she owns, and the Steven Tyler poster she plans on getting. Really, this is essentially what her entry states. The one and only reason this fourteen year old girl is a formidable risk to Vicky is because of intense social networking on her part.

That is why I have asked my friends to help my family get the word out about this contest and beg and implore as many people as possible to lend a hand to Vicky's cause. The contest ends Monday night at 5pm EST. Vicky is only winning by ten points. I ask that you ALL please VOTE FOR VICKY.

Here is the direct link to Vicky's entry page. Check that out. You don't even have to search for her name. You don't even have to read her entry. Literally, all you have to do is scroll to the bottom of the page and click on the icon of a thumbs-up in the bottom left corner. That's it! You can only vote once from each computer, but we ask that if you have multiple computers, please vote from there as well. We need all the help we can get. So yeah, HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN IN CASE YOU MISSED IT!!!!

Please, I know how cheesy it might seem, asking for help like this, but it truly would mean the world to her, and it can be counted as your one really good deed for the day. If you can, network this using your own blogs. Delete them tomorrow to reinstate your cool persona. But for tonight and tomorrow, help us do everything in our power to make a really awesome dream come true for her. Please, and Thank you.

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

 I really, really hate to ask, but...

If anyone has the extra monies, could you possibly buy  me www.perfectmemorials.com/gee-motif-keepsake-cremation-urn-free-case-p-1670.html ?
 
Amanda gave me some of Seans ashes after his service and frankly? I feel like a shithead for carting around a piece of that child in a wee ziploc bag (it's a jewelers bag, not like, a sandwich bag) in my purse. I just haven't any alternative. I don't want to just...stick him in something..that seems so very wrong. I'm sorry for imposing on you guys, I just want to give Sean what I can. I love that baby boy.

The engraving isn't necessary, I just want him out of this bag.

Current Mood: sad

sf_drama  always brings the lulz.
I love how everyone is taking hexkitten 's comment in b00j s00per s00per serious. Because, yanno, she is totes on board with driving while stoned. 
SHE'S NEVAR SARCASTIC, U GUISE!@!!!!! EVAR!!!!!!


They must be new to LJ.

Tags: it burns., teh dumb

This was my bully.

Try and tell him that he was meant to be a fucking maneater.

Current Mood: pissed off

If I see one more post regarding TEH HORRORS OF TEH PIT BULLS

I am going to retroactively wrap my umbillical cord around their my neck.

Are there freaks of nature (bully wise) that are born bad? Undoubtedly.

Are you an ignorant POS if you assume that all terriers/bullies are Teh Babby Eatin' Dev-uhl just because they are bullies? Fuck yes.

That's akin to saying that all latinos are dirty squatters, all jews are tight-wadded jewelers, all asians are uber-fantastic violinists and MENSA particpants and ye olde darkies ought to stay in the fields and be thankful that we're not all wearing white hoods.

I may be biased. Those of you who have known me for years know titus. I will post pictures of my ZOMG BABBY EATING DOG later.

You want to kill all bullies? Knock yourself out, and move to fucking Denver.

And die.

Painfully.

With any luck at the jaws of said breed. I'm all about self fulfilling prophecies.

Tags: i shows you it., your head is stuck in your ass? my foot
Current Mood: Die. Painfully

I just ate a hotdog on a slice of rye with lettuce, ketchup, horseradish sauce, garlic, and a sliced up jalepeno pickles. That was quite possibly the most delectable thing my palate has ever nom'ed. For as good as my palate is, it sure is fucking weird.

I don't even much like hotdogs. The only way I'll eat them is if they're microwaved to the point of explosion.  I kind of want another one.




That is all.


for now =D


eta: Good lord, now my brain is running all over the place. I was just pondering how a hotdog and cream cheese would taste. I kind of want to find out. WHAT IS WITH MY SUDDEN NEED TO CONSUME HOTDOGS???

Tags: confused palate is confused
Current Mood: OM NOM NOM!!!

CLARKSBURG, W.Va. -- Cozmo the Jack Russell terrier has done what neither rain, sleet nor the gloom of night has been able to do -- keep postal carriers in Clarksburg from their appointed rounds.

Postal Service spokeswoman Cathy Yarosky says mail delivery to seven homes on Milford Street was halted because of the 20-pound terrier.

She said a carrier was injured after falling while trying to run away from Cozmo.

Cozmo's owners Jimmy and Justine Marino, say the dog has never bitten anyone. But they acknowledged he has gotten out of the yard a few times.

The Marinos have been told mail delivery won't resume until they get rid of the dog. Jimmy Marino says efforts to find a new home for Cozmo have been unsuccessful.

Super duper fucking huge ass WTF????????

I get that a carrier was injured trying to escape the rabid maneating beast dog, but they have to get RID of the dog? What about, yanno, not leaving the dog outside untethered/supervised? If the dog gets out again, then issue some sort of fine perhaps, but who the eff are they to tell someone they have to get RID OF THEIR DOG?

It's a 20 lb terrier for fucks sake, not an Irish Wolfhound! Bop him once with the mailbag and be on your way.

I'd love for someone to tell me that I had to get rid of my pet for that reason. Once I was done laughing (assuming I could stop) I would invite them to make me.

Current Mood: irritated

Here is the link to the obit.

He's making the peace sign in the picture. He was his mothers' son.


www.asimas.com/ASIMAS/brownfh/obituaryDescription.jsp

My math was off in the last post. Subtract 2 days from his life. God did. If 'God' actually exists, he is going to be in a world of hurt the day he meets me. I intend on making Judas look like a boyscout.

What a beautiful little boy.

Current Mood: heartbroken

Hey you guys,

As many of you know, I am an ardent cat lover. (well, really all animals, but yanno). I found this website today where just by answering a silly question (you don't even have to get it right lol) these ppl will donate 10 pieces of kibble a day to needy kittehs.

10 pieces isn't a lot, but there's enough of you on my flist where we could feed a kitty each day, every day, combined.

All you have to do is go to www.freekibblekat.com/ . You can sign up for a daily email reminder. It literally is 5 seconds out of your day, and if we all do it (and if you tell your friends tell your friends tell your friends tell your friends tell your friends TELL YOUR FRIENDS tell your friends) about it then we could feed a bajillion kitties every day.

If nothing else, you're racking up good Karma pts. Which totally means that you could give someone one of those Poopermint Patties to someone (looking at you, freyas_child ) and STILL come out ahead.

So please. Feed the kitties.

Current Mood: crazy